Archive for February 25, 2010
Parentfinitions
0Momfinitions
Ever notice how parenthood inspires a whole new language? We call these words Momfinitions. Perhaps you recognize a few of these new parenting terms that haven’t quite made it into Webster’s—yet. Read some of our Momfinitions, and after you’ve had a hearty chuckle, feel free to submit your own Momfinitions in the comments below!
via Momfinitions | ParentsConnect.com – Parenting Advice, Parent Stories, and More!.
So the post above was sent to me by my friend Lori B and it had me laughing so hard- because no matter what sort of parent you are, every one of us has words we use that we can all relate to. It’s one of those great equalizers of parents, something we all have in common. I would prefer to call these “Parentfinitions” instead of their word “Momfinitions” because now-a-days you would probably hear both Moms and Dads uttering these phrases!
Lori shared a few of her Parentfinitions:
desswantish - I’m not hungry for my actual dinner, just gimme dessert because I NEEED it.
Poofbuggles - it’s the holiday for stuffed animals that is every day and the reason why THEY don’t have to go to school.
Gruffpumbles -it’s an expletive!??! which is used for all the words they should NOT say.
A few of these heard around my house:
the phantom – means one of the kids went potty and didn’t flush. “The phantom struck again”.
Hannahtude – Watch out, Hannah is in a crabby mood and giving us attitude.
I am sure you all have some around your house that you utter or even remember your ‘rents uttering on your behalf!
Share them with me!
Are you watching Modern Family?
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Now let’s talk about this super funny show that I have recently discovered thanks to a few friends:
So now that I have the elliptical and have been using it in the evenings a few times a week and that allows me to finally get a chance to watch this show on ABC called Modern Family. Holy crap is this show funny. So many people recommended watching it for a while and I am so glad I finally checked it out.
I think what makes it funny is it hits the nail right on the head about families, relationships and parents dealing with “modern” kids. With each episode , I have found myself relating. I am just finishing up with the holiday episodes and the Xmas one was so good. The kids were accused of damaging the couch and when no one fessed up, the dad went right for the jugular and threatened to take away Xmas – tree and all. And he has a habit of making extreme threats and has to carry it out in order to be taken seriously with the kids. This sort of thing happens at Casa de Hoaglund often. We will make a threat without really considering the ramifications it has on the entire family and then regret using that as the weapon. I am sure every parent can relate. I can’t even begin to count how many times after I threatened to take something away, than regretted it afterward. Having an errand to run and telling the kids if they don’t come with me, they have to stay home and clean. And my kids – will totally call my bluff. Nate will continually say – ok, fine! Then what do I do??? I have to run the errand and then I resort to bribing…it’s a vicious cycle I tell ya! Or if you don’t eat dinner, you go right to your room for bed. They will say ok and head upstairs to their rooms. Shit, that’s not what I wanted the outcome to be.
This show is all about those experiences that happen to us all, no matter what the family apparently. The dad is married to a much younger Colombian woman who has a young son, the son is gay and is married to this super sensitive guy and has an adopted little girl, and the daughter is married with 3 kids, each equally challenging to rear but in different ways. Anyways, I hope you will check it out. You can watch episodes and get more information at ABC: http://abc.go.com/shows/modern-family. It certainly has helped make the time go by faster while getting in my extra cardio!!
Workout done – along with some observations
3Plumbline Training workout for today:
warmup
backwards lunges
straight leg lifts (right leg, left leg)
high knees
tuck jumps
Core
6in flutters
half pikes
placement sit-ups
45 push-ups
3 rounds AMRepsAP / 1 min stations
45lb Iso/lat overhead shoulder lifts / Iso Sit -ups –(not the technical names – you are on your back lifting)
ring dips
hang clean squats 25lb db
box scissor steps / tabatas
ballistic push press 65lb
A few observations from today’s workout:
- Hang clean squats never get any easier.
- Some people need to evaluate why they show up at 545a every camp — because it sure as hell doesn’t seem like it’s to workout.
- The pain is temporary – although I guess that “sore” isn’t really counted as “pain” when talking about this phrase.
- Someone told my trainer in another session that I have six pack abs. That made my day.
- I like upper body workouts.
What are your thoughts while you are working out?









